by Ian B
Politicians, quangocrats and sundry shady kleptocrats were today reported to be "delighted" by the name of the newborn prince, Trayvon Mohammed Patel Windsor. "This sends a clear progressive message that the monarchy is moving with the times" said buttered new potato headed Prime Minister Mr David Cameron. The sentiments were echoed by the leader of the official Opposition, Mr Wallace Gromit, in a weird, nasal voice. "This sends a clear progressive message of hope and change to our vibrant society," he said. Other heads of the statist hydra offered their support. The former terrorist who now runs The Fawcett Society offered her gender neutral congratulations, adding "with any luck, Prince Trayvon is transsexual and will choose to be crowned Queen Trayvon Mohammed Patel" while Mr Trevor Phillips suggested that "while the name is a step in the right direction, once again we see that the monarchy have chosen to spawn another white devil". Buckingham Palace report that the official songs of the Royal Birth are to be "Glad To Be Tray" by Mr Tom Robinson, and another tedious rewrite of Candle In The WInd, by Mr Elton "Wiggy" John. A celebratory pageant is to be organised, featuring a flypast by both the RAF's aircraft, and the Royal Navy's ship. The ceremony will conclude with Mr Mark Carney firing a 41 gun salute of money cannons, into the City Of London, over a crowd of ragged beggars representing Britain's industrial history.
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