David Davis

Ther are not personally armed. We are not either so why should they be just yet?

When we shall gain electoral power, the “staff” of these objects should be evicted, all of them, all at one moment, ideally (but this is not difficult to arrange) from their metropolitan offices and “country” cottages and stately homes.

At 05.00 am on the morning after the election.

A highly-trained cadre of “people’s activists, “family counter-abuse-staff”, child-rescuers, a special cadre designed to recognize and neutralise RSPCA police and anaesthatise them on sight,  and “people’s dogma-rectifiers” should then enter the buildings, with machine-screwdrivers and ethernet-cable-cutters: these people know something about the hardware-architecture of modern computers and laptops, and also how to pull Mains Plugs out of Walls, safely.

They will be followed after a few minutes, by some “assistants” brought by White Vans so everybody will KNow THem, who are large, biddable and have plenty of 10-Kg mallets and Stihl-Saws**, and also the means of setting carefully-controlled fires in offices.

The target of these contiguous groups is the filing cabinets and the hard disks of the Quangotroid persons.

Then, David Cameron will be able to “govern”. But not if he does not do what we have suggested above.

**Any commeneter who knows what a Stihl-Saw is will receive a non-transferable-voucher towards the waiting-list for a 50p bottle of State-Champagne-substitute.