Here.

Yeh I know I have flagged it before (just all you lot shut up at the back there, barracking like a load of lefty agitators in some two-bit JCR) but you’ve just got to read this great, er, poo.

But I don’t agree that it’s the time to stock up on “dried goods” amd candle-ends and the like: the price of these will drop further yet.