Sean Gabb
Went with my women today to the Natural History Museum. A sad disappointment. It has been turned from a place of research and education into a vulgar tourist attraction. Most of the exhibits have disappeared, and we had to queue to get in, and then to see what remains of the dinosaur exhibition.
When I come to power as front man for a military coup, I will impose a loving recreation on all funded museums of how they were c.1960. Until then, I recommend charging foreign tourists £25 a head to get in, and refusing them access to the toilets.
