David Davis
The continuing BritishPolitical-EnemyClass tactical-assault-strike on UKIP is something I find increasingly annoying and , well, not even “low” but actually rather worse. (I say “Low”, as the Warnock-droidette once said about Thatcher – “just “low”) but, well, simply Nazi. It’s exactly what Hitler used to do in the press and in speeches and in his “apparitions”, to his enemies.
It’s only a “tactical assault”, for what it tries to do is boot over UKIP’s milk-pail each day. A “strategic assault” is the EnemyClass’s _effort to kill the cows_ … But I don’t think this has begun yet: wait a few days more.
So something has to be done. Since it seems to be open-season on UKIP, with the media hysterically and furiously trawling all social media going back for the last 100,000 years, for any slightly-non-politically-correct-stuff that some _nobody_ said about something five hundred years ago, I suggest a new smear-campaign.
It’s called
“SMEAR A LEFTY A DAY…KEEP THE STASI AT BAY!”
“MAKE SURE TO SMEAR YOUR FIVE-A-DAY,
AND THUS KEEP HEALTHY EVERY WAY!”
And the people can sing and chant to this one:- If you smear your-five-a-day…lefty bastards will all say…”let us now all go away.” Chorus: “UT! UT! UT!”
It’s slightly hard to know exactly what to do about this. But there ought to be a way to very (very) widely spread scurrilous rumours and allegations about prominent GramscoFabiaNazis inside the British-PoliticalEnemyClass, without fear of libel-litigation, Police “measures” (that is to say: reprisals and terror-beatings in-front-of-your-neighbours, trumpeted in your own local papers, which of course would spell death) loss of your computers, phones, bank-account-access and children, and so on.
There’s some sexy, rockstar leftoid economist who’s [apparently] been caught beating-up his girlfriend in 2009 in Paris. Typical Pol-Pot/Saddam-type behaviour, so it doesn’t surprise me one little bit. It’s their job, the fellas, so it is, it’s atavism, it’s what socialism does… The DM happily got this to me, so I wonder what more could be made of it? the trouble is nobody who is remotely normal, or who leads a usual busy life, really gives a f*** who this fella Picketty is – and I doubt if more that about 463 people have every heard of him in his utterly oxymoronic “left economist” capacity.
Then there’s this fellow, against whom some allegations may have been made (that’s good enough for a witch-hunt, isn’t it? No? So the masses can’t go and spraypaint his house then yet?) who has the dubious benefit (unlike Cyril Smith) of being alive.
I don’t “do” “Twitter”, for it seems that everyone who says anything important or interesting gets arrested immediately, or publicly lynched at the very least. On this basis I’d last about four hours on Twitter, in return for slightly upsetting some LibLabCon PoliticoNazi or other. So as a recipe for disaster, I’d suggest that Twatter is the way to go.
But I’m sure some of you people that are cleverer than me will think of some plunning can.


